Atomic Sock Testimonials

What Our Socks Say

Warning: The following testimonials are highly scientific and may cause existential dread.

ประกI'm a sock, I'm an atomic sock, IประกI'm made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Disclaimer: These testimonials are completely fabricated and not actually scientifically proven. Or are they?

An atomic sock
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